Zero. Zilch. Nil.
And not a single fuck is given.
Or recieved ;p
I'd be shit at relationships anyway. I'm not an especially warm and loving person. I'm emotionally closed off. Most interpersonal behaviour confuses the fuck out of me. Besides, relationships aren't efficient, and they're messy. There's nothing I could get out of a relationship that I can't get from other places with a lot less hassle. Also I have an 18-wheeler's worth of issues :p.